I've been having the weird dreams the past few nights!!

Yesterday, I was at a wedding. And it ended up being MY wedding. I didn't know who i was getting married to, but he was too drunk to dance our first dance, so i told him we're getting divorced... (which is pretty impressive, deciding to get divorced AT your wedding...) I just remember Michael Scott was there, and told us to stay together. And i was panicking at the fact that i would be divorced at the age of 23.

I raked leaves for 3 hours yesterday. My elbows hurt. I am apparently very weak.

Also, fun fact: asking someone to tell you their life story & what you are looking for in a man is NOT appealing a mere day after you met them.  

I'm trying to plan a way to see The Rocket Summer in concert tomorrow night.... I could probably just ask someone to work for me. I don't like calling people... So i shouldn't complain.


How many days til i see Justin again?

Ya know, the Community "Unsent letters" really had some potential.

But after reading of the them, it appears to be mainly made up of teenage girls writing to crushes.

McLame.

I think i may start writing in this more.

I always say that, and then don't...

I don't feel like writing so  I will just say this:

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhat is with me and attracting the older men?

meme
• Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
• I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

1. WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?:
Answer: God made me this way. He's a smart guy... man... Creator? 

2. What is your favorite song, EVER? (and yes, you can only pick one!)
Answer: Oh Goodness gracious! Only one...  Ahhh... Beyond The Sea- Bobby Darin

3. How many baseball games are we going to next year, because I can think of 3 off the top of my head :P?
Answer: I don't hold the answer for that. What are your three? Rangers/Sux   Giants/Cubs..... ??? plus about 5 Tigers?

4. What is your favorite SNL episode?
Answer: I..... don't know if i have a favorite... The Peyton Manning was was great. I really, REALLY liked the one Derek Jeter hosted.

5. Who is your secret baseball crush (that I don't know about?)?
Answer: I'm pretty sure you know every single Baseball crush I have. I don't hide such things! What would you do if i told you it was Casey Blake? 

Oh, LJ i have neglected you so much.

 I'll probably start using this again because I've become anti social in my old age.

Tigers game last night. It twas okay. Not one of the best. apparently they had a special batting practice just for Little league kids to watch before the gates opened. I wish i would've known that BEFORE. I wouldn't have gone so early.

Also. Apparently the Air Conditioner in my car is not quite... cold. I think this bothered my friend a lot. I was fine, though.

I thought it was a long. Long. awkward night. 

But there was a group of drunk guys in front of us, who provided the subject line of this entry. They were actually quite hilarious.

Some quotes from them:

Drunks: "MAGGLIO! MAGGLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!" *magglio looks at them* "TEACH INGE HOW TO HIT A BALL!!!!!!!!!"
Magglio: "WHAT!?"
Drunk Guys: "TELL INGE TO STOP STRIKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Magglio turns around*

Drunk guy: "Wait.... is that a typo, dude? Is that Jack Wilson? DUDE THE SIGN SAYS JOSH WILSON!!! They totally messed up! Or did he change his name? Is his name Josh or Jack? I think he changed his name to josh!!!"
Me: "They are two different guys!"
Drunk guys: "WHAT!!!?!? NO WAY! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!" 
*i show them my roster*
Drunk guys: "DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!" 

They also yelled at Curtis a lot. Because he is sucking.

Then they yelled at Maggs for not trying hard to get the ball.

Then a woman yelled at the drunk guys for yelling. at a baseball game. heaven forbid.

Then the 9th inning we had a rally. And the drunk guys kept telling people to stand up and cheer.  And ANOTHER woman got mad at them.

I hate girls.

( Baseball meme!  )

-Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.
-NO CAPTIONS!!! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
-They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
-You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.


 ( Oh, i don't think so.... )

You Scored as Oreius Oreius 67% Lucy Pevensie 63% Mr. Beaver 57% Peter Pevensie 57% Mr. Tumnus 53% Aslan 47% Edmund Pevensie 37% Ginarrbrik 33% Mrs. Beaver 33% Susan Pevensie 20% The White Witch 3%

I'm listening to my Tigers.

ON THE RADIO!!!!!!



Ah. Spring has sprung.

RULES-
1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions or checking my favorite movies on my Facebook!! That's cheating and it ruins the fun.



( It said to pick 25. but i only did 15!  )

Gary Sheffield.......

You've been owned:

Ha. lovely. I'd like to get him in head lock and throw some punches at his big head, too.

But that's not the point.

Cubs could clinch the NL Central TODAY.

Champagne is on ice, people.    

It's weird that it's SO close, and i can't even IMAGINE winning the world series.

It's only 9:30. ugh. I hate having no plans.  I should sleep all day.
 

I saw Dark Knight today.

 terrifying. 

It wasn't so much Heath Ledger, as i thought it would be. It's just sudden loud noises that make me jump. And there were many, many sudden loud noises! It was a very intense movie. It took me a while to get my heart rate back to normal.

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. I want to bring my Ryan Stiles cut-out as my date.  I don't think the bride would understand.... ha.

 

I went to Michigan's Adventure on monday. I had a blasty blast. You would think that place would be boring by now, i go every year, but my cousins are amazing. We sing, we drink tea on rides, we tell kids with White Sox hats to take their nasty hats off... ("but... they're in first place!"). But there are SO many people there with their significant others. I get insanely jealous.

Another thing i see often, fat ladies in bikinis.

it's sad.

I've been watching too much Whose Line lately.

I do not use the term "shag"
anywho- i went to bed. then i couldn't sleep. so this is what i have lowered myself to:

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.



01. Stephen Dorff ?
02. Wesley Snipes (no. no. no.)
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L Jackson (scary.)
05. Hayden Christensen ("i killed the women.. and the children too! *bad acting*")
06. Ian Somerhaulder ?
07. James Van Der Beek (hahahaha grossss)
08. Ashton Kutcher
09. Seann William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr ?
13. John Hannah ?
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio (AH, ask me 8 years ago)
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan (awwww yeah!)
23. Karl Urban ? (do you mean KEITH?)
24. Vin Diesel (negativvvvve)
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden (that's right.)
28. Shawn Ashmore ?
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp ?
31. David Wenham ?
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina ?
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery (YOUNG sean connery?)
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend ?
41. Richard Roxburgh ?
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth ?
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen ?
59. Rick Yune?
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle ?
62. Jonny Lee Miller  ?
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro ?
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean ?
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham ?
76. Edward Norton ( am suddenly very fond of him. i do not know why)
77. Ben Stiller
70. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany ?
84. Heath Ledger  (i would not fornicate with a corpse)
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs ?
87. Alan Rickman ?
88. Kevin Costner  (ONLY if it is him in Bull Durham.... that catchers gear, man..)
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise.
92. Ving Rhames ?
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis ?
103. Alan Cumming ?
104. Josh Groban (HAHAHAHA Nooo.)
105. Sean Biggerstaff ?
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair ?
108. Gerard Butler?
109. Marton Csokas ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter ?
111. Sean Patrick Flanery ?
112. Cillian Murphy ?
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd ?
115. Mads Mikkelsen ?
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber ?
118. Craig Parker ?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader (Glasses. Glasses)
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel  (For goodness sake, he played Jesus!)
126. Josh Holloway ?
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson ?
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring ?
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher ?
135. Tré Cool ?
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt ?
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel ?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy ?
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner ?
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young ?
152. Francis Capra ?
153. Ryan Hansen ?
154. Robert Pattinson ?
155. William Moseley ?
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell ?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport ?
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline  (REALLY?!)
163. Liam Cunningham ?
164. John Barrowman ?
165. John Rzeznik
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy ?
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick ?
171. John Krasinski
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie
174. Adrian Pasdar ?
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews
178. Vincent Cassel ?
179. Adrian Paul ?
180. Gabriel Byrne ?
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig ?
183. Nathan Fillion ?
184. Adam Baldwin ?
185. Ed Quinn ?
186. Eric Szmanda ?
187. George Eads ?
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane ?
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan ?
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh ?
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis ?
196. Justin Chambers
197. Michael Muhney ?
198. Matthew Goode ?
199. Bradley Cooper ?
200. Burn Gorman ?
201. Christopher Eccleston ?
202. David Tennant  ?
203. Tom Felton ?
204. Daniel Radcliffe (i will NOT have sex with Harry Potter!!!)
205. Rupert Grint ?
206. Kevin McKidd ?
207. Gaspard Ulliel ?
208. James McAvoy
209. Zac Efron
210. Jonas Armstrong ?
211. Ed Speelers ?
212. Penn Badgley ?
213. James Lafferty ?
214. Bryan Greenberg ?
215. Chace Crawford ?
216. Joe Jonas (No Jonas brothers allowed here)
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley
221. John Mayer
222. Blake Lewis
223. TR Knight
224. Hugh Laurie
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice
227. Ozzy Osbourne
228. Tim Daly ?
229. Matthew Rhys ?
230. Robert Downey Jr.
231. Goran Visnjic ?
232. John Corbett ?
233. Michael Emerson ?
234. David Hewlett ?
235. Robert Knepper ?
236. Nestor Carbonell ?
237. Robert Sean Leonard
238. Zach Gilford ?
239. Zachery Levi
240. Ryan McPartlin ?
241. Zachary Quinto ?
242. Robbie Williams
243. Declan Donnelly ?
244. John Simm ?
245. StevenStrait ?
246. Taylor Kitsch ?
247. Lee Pace ?
248. Rufus Wainwright (he IS gay.)
249. Justin Chatwin ?
250. Keith Olbermann
251. Victor Garber
252. Jesse Spencer
253. Carmine Giovinazzo ?
254. Gareth David-Lloyd ?
255. Jason Momoa ?
256. Colin Ferguson ?
257. Eddie Cahill
258. Dylan Bruno ?
259. Dr. Drew Pinsky
260. Anderson Cooper
261. Steve Carell
262. Justin Verlander
263. Cary Grant
264. Andy Samberg

It was emotional for me. 

I was assulted by Sox fans, Polly's 200th, Carlos' birthday/100 RBI, we WON, and it was ALL over.

Here are some pics!


http://www.flickr.com/photos/10872902@N07/sets/72157602222663283/

i took a lot.

i'm going to miss theeemmm.

Tag. (tagged by Johnbo diddly!....sorta)
Here's how you play:

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Since you can't tag me back, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see your answers.

1. It's my life goal to visit every active Major League Ballpark. (i've only got 5 down... but hey! I'm young...ish)

2. I love the combination of wearing Hoodies and Flip Flops. It means the weather is perfect.

3. i HATE parking lots. I mainly hate it when someone sees me walking to my car and WAITS for me to leave so they can have that spot. (they would be INSIDE THE STORE by the time you wait for my spot!!!) So.... i do the rude thing, and wait in my car until they drive away.... because i'm a jerk.

4. I've never been on a date. Ever.

5. I freaking LOVE Rest Areas. I like, nay.... LOVE, the "YOU ARE HERE" Maps, and the Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bars in the vending machines....My favorite type of rest areas are the Welcome Centers upon entering a new state.

6. I name a lot of my personal inanimate objects. And i enjoy doing it. My car is Clark, my camera is Rufus, my iPod is Walter Nichols, and i have had Purses named Fugit and Jennifer.

7. I want to open a coffee shop someday. I would like the money it makes to be for mission work. Because i like things with a bigger purpose. And i want to use Coffee mugs from all around the country/world. Or just random unique ones, i don't want two of the same Mug..... I think that'd be pretty rad.

8. I wish guys appreciated my love of Baseball.... (or at least tell me they do...i'm lame, i know. I need their approval, haha.) And to take this a step further (Farther?) I will not date a guy who doesn't like baseball (or Jesus).... that's just asking for trouble.

9. i MUST see a live taping of Saturday Night Live someday.

10. Most girls have lots of ideas of what they want their wedding to be like, (before they even meet a guy... it's just the way we are. deal with it) But all i know, is all the Men in the wedding party will be wearing Chuck Taylors.

And i am not tagging anyone specifically. because i am too cool for that.

But basically, if you read this... i think you should do it. Because i want to invade your privacy and know your answers.


Now, tell me if you knew any of those

If that stupid "Chocolate Rain" song does not get out of my head.....


i will kill something.

I shouldn't accept to dog-sit overnight. (i like money, though)

I know i cannot sleep ANYWHERE besides my own bed. Especially with mullet dog always lurking in corners ready to pounce. 

So i decided i would just stay awake all night, go home in a few hours, and then go to sleep.

I have to work all night anyway!

...So, to keep myself awake this long, i watched the Tigers game... TWICE.

Two times.

It wasn't even a good game. 

it's 6:29 AM! it's raining, and it's making me sleepy. 

why won't i go to bed!!?!?!?! 

well.. if i go to bed now, i won't be able to wake up in a few hours to go home. 

i wish i could go home now.

doot do doo.

I found one of those calculator watches here. OH grandparents and their weird items.

i want a waffle. 

long. long. bloggity.

I hope i don't crash on the way home.

Fall Out Boy is playing on Pandora. I didn't ask them to find me songs in Fall Out Boy fashion. Oh well. 

They keep playing Dashboard Confessional. the original Emo band. before emo was a 'fad'.

weird kids.

Am i done yet? NOPE.

Are you wondering when i will be? 

well, i'll never know. 

honestly, i don't think anyone is still reading. I wouldn't be. 

I should just leave the mullet to fend for itself.

I need to see the new Dee and Jay movie. (D&J....Drake and Josh!) 

i am going to take some batteries.

Hey! Hey! You! You!

i am thirsty.

I think i am going to make a frozen waffle.


I love baseball. 

I have been awake since 2pm on friday. With a three hour nap in between. That's right.

I'm too legit to quit.

OOOOH! Hot Rod was the funniest movie i have ever seen. 

I'm serious.


i want my own Andy Samberg. Just in case you want to get me one. 

okay, for reals this time. Me... Frozen waffle... toaster. we have a date.

Carlos Zambrano became the majors' first 14-game winner, and had more success at the plate than Barry Bonds, who spent another frustrating day stuck on 754 home runs.



OUR PICTHER can hit better than you, BARRY!

I wish i could live on Qdoba.

Unfortunately, i would get fat. 

Also, i would miss fruit. 

And Ice Cream. Hell! I might even miss Hot Dogs, but not that much.

Why did i capitalize 'Hot Dogs'? 




....why did i do it again?

What do you do when the Tigers are on, but you want to be outside by the pool?



awwww yeah, that's how we roll.

Unfortunately, that is a frustrated look on Caseys face. I never thought i would say this...

But....

Tigers, please play more like the Cubs. Thank you. (yeah, Cubbies!)

My Ryan Stiles cutout has a bend in his feet. And i need to dress him up in Tigers stuff.

I re-discovered the joy of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' a few nights ago. 

I have 16 video tapes, I did not miss an episode, and there was definately NO commercial on my tapes. 

Anyway, i watched tape #6 last night. the whole thing. Until 6 AM. 



 Because i am a nerd, i was looking for some Ryan Stiles pictures online. And i also re-discovered a hatred i have for people in general. Why do people call the show "who's line is it anyway" ? 

WHOSE!!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S WHOSE!!!!!!!!!

You REALIZE that 'Who's" means "who is", right? So what you are saying is "Who is Line Is it Anyway?"

THAT IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!! Just like YOU! 


Wow. 



Anyway. Verlander tonight. I imagine he has good grammar.